grumpy little coffee bean cute as heck and will break ya neck

veggiedaddy:

crow: doing a silly little walk through the grass

me, in tears: fucking superb you funky little death omen

(via rum-tiger)

moami:

the veil between the worlds is thin tonight but my restraint to summon a creature older than humanity and curl into its void arms to listen to stories from before the universe existed is thinner

(via rum-tiger)

zanabism:

idiots: without the police WHO will catch the serial killers? who will– 

me, true crime fanatic + rational individual: the serial killers …are police officers themselves… 

(Source: zanabism, via roguesquirrel)

cheers-to-the-queers:

2019:

Get ripped, stay positive, triple in gay.

(via lady-feral)

roguesquirrel:

spectacledotter:

jumpingjacktrash:

hypeswap:

pro-bending-bro-bending:

hypeswap:

tasmanianstripes:

hypeswap:

stop calling every piece of fabric with a plaid pattern “flannel”

flannel is a soft, warm cotton. it has nothing to do with what pattern is on the cloth

I see there’s drama in the plaid fandom

im a lesbian

So am i and i say every plaid is flannel! You can’t change my mind! See that plaid blanket over there?? That’s flannel. The latitude and longitude grid on world maps? That’s a nice flannel you got there buddy

hey are you free this saturday night. id like to meet up and have a passionate discussion with you

i can’t tell whether that’s a callout or an ask-out

enemies to lovers, fabric store AU, 40k words

in 2019 the new wlw technique is to keep calling plaid flannel until it upsets a flannel loving lesbian

worldsworstfather:

admit it, we’ve all fantasised about slow-dancing in the kitchen barefoot in our pyjamas at 2am in the arms of someone we love while old romantic jazz songs play softly on the radio

(Source: hexglyphs, via skellydun)

tinysaurus-rex:

turing-tested:

generate a girlfriend here and tag this with what kind of girlfriend you got

Nice!

(via themaritimes)

aposse:

do you ever just crave domesticity? to coming home to a partner, meld into them like you do your bed after a long day, soak your mind in the serenity of theirs like a warm bath to soothe the knots in your body, wrap yourself in their warmth and just fucking sigh from pure comfort

(via snievy)